Vampire Symbolism Explained

Under the dim glow of oil lamps, the air filled with the warm aroma of bread and wine, Jesus and his disciples gathered around a modest wooden table for what would be remembered as the Last Supper. As they reclined, the atmosphere was a blend of solemnity and sacred mystery, with the weight of impending events heavy upon their hearts. Continue reading

Jesus meets Trump Tower

In the bustling heart of New York City, just a year after the grand opening of the Trump Tower in 1983, an encounter of the most extraordinary kind took place. Donald Trump, the tower’s flamboyant owner, was admiring the gleaming interiors of his latest achievement when an unexpected reflection caught his eye in one of the lobby’s luxurious mirrors. Continue reading

Cave Revelation: Metaphor Unraveled

In an extraordinary twist of events, Jesus found himself transported back in time to ancient Greece, a land of philosophers and scholars. His mission was unclear, but his curiosity led him to one of the most revered minds of the era, Plato. Upon their meeting, Jesus, with his inherent inquisitiveness, posed a question to Plato, “What is the wildest thing you can teach me?” Continue reading

Ho’oponopono Sermon

In a time untouched by the constraints of history and geography, Jesus decided to embark on a journey far from the familiar landscapes of his homeland. His heart, always open to learning and understanding the myriad ways through which humanity seeks healing and reconciliation, had been stirred by whispers of a profound practice from the distant islands of Hawaii. This practice was known as Ho’oponopono, a sacred method of forgiveness and peacemaking that resonated with the core of his teachings. Continue reading

Jesus Meets Yoda on Dagobah

In a time beyond time, Jesus embarked on an extraordinary journey, not through the physical realm, but through the vast expanses of the cosmos via astral projection. His spirit traversed the fabric of reality, hurtling back through the ages, to a distant galaxy far, far away. Here, amidst a sea of twinkling stars, lay Dagobah, a planet shrouded in mystery and ancient energies. Continue reading

HOA meeting with Jesus

In the small meeting room of a tired-looking condominium building, the atmosphere was tense. The Homeowners Association (HOA) meeting was in full swing, with eight distinct personalities gathered around a modest table. There was Saul, the 70-year-old president of the HOA, living in Unit 3; Eddie, the 29-year-old vice president from Unit 2; Mickey from Unit 4, a 65-year-old man who preferred phone calls over physical meetings; Charlie, the 60-year-old owner of Unit 8; Franklin, 55, from Unit 7; Mia, the 43-year-old Chinese resident of Unit 5; Shlomo and Lilith, a Jewish couple from Unit 6; and the ever-cool Mr. Smooth, 39, from Unit 1. Continue reading

Jesus Teaches Smudging Ritual

In the quiet streets of Wichita, Kansas, 2023, Betty-Lou sat at her kitchen table, her mind a whirlwind of thoughts. The recent departure of her boyfriend of five years left her with a sense of relief, but also an uncertainty about the future. Her daughter Emily, a bright teenager with a curious mind, was her anchor in these tumultuous times. Continue reading